Shit Crazy White Girls Say

Five Things you Never Want to Hear From Your New Girlfriend While Watching TV

Watching CSI: “What an idiot! That’s not how you hide a body.”

Watching Girl, Interrupted: “It is nothing like that.”

Watching Spun: “That’s not how you make meth.”

Watching America’s Most Wanted: “Oh, my God! Michael!? I dated that guy. Hilarious.”

Watching Fox News: “Well, that’s just common sense.”

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